Follow John's Lead, Johnny

Daily Dish reports that Johnny Depp's home in southern France is threatened by fires started by eco-terrorists. This past May, John Malkovich left France after the French government wanted to tax his income at a rate of 65 percent, even though he already pays income tax in the U.S. With the Earth Liberation Front buring new subdivision developements here in the U.S. as a "protest" against sprawl, Depp should make sure that he moves into a home with adequate age and pedigree. Given the surrender of his aesthetic sensibilities with his role in the latest Bruckheimer crap-fest, I wouldn't be surprised to see him follow Madonna, er Esther, and give the UK a shot.